Dutch Boobs Review

While I've never actually visited the Netherlands, I've had a few friends brag and brag about it. Of course, most of those friends happen to like the coffee bars in Amsterdam, but they've often commented about the beauty of the people living there, too. It's hard not to believe those friends, especially when I catch sight of some of the babes on Dutch Boobs.

Frankly, some of the chicks are so hot that I don't even notice the tits, but alas a lot of those big hooters appear to be natural and breast fans will adore each and every pair. Admittedly, I was a little curious when entering the members' area. The design is clean, but aside from sexy ladies and big breasts, it didn't seem to have a lot to offer members.

Updates are weekly as far as I could tell, which is a bit of a short cry from the twice a week promise. Also, navigating was a little irritating. I couldn't reach the photo gallery or the video gallery from the page-top menu. Instead, I had to click a chick's thumbnail or an update link to reach, well, mainly photos. There are 61 sets in total and believe me, there's nothing wrong with photos. However, there are only 15 movies, which isn't quite enough. Actually, it wouldn't be so bad, but the fact is you can't download the 640x480 Flash films.

Oh, the movies are good. They're hot and sexy. They look great, once you've waited a half hour or more for the damn things to stream for a whole five minutes. It reminded me of taking 50 frozen years to get to the top a ski hill and only five seconds to get down and mainly to get to the warm chalet waiting at the bottom. The problem is that these DutchBoobs movies don't have a lot of payoff. It's sexy and erotic and soft, but I suppose I was hoping for more. If you are hoping for more and by this I mean hardcore, then don't hold your breath.

I don't really get to know much about the models, the scenarios or even the site, but I'm guessing that the main focus is on the photography. It's quite good. It's exciting even. There are generally 30 to 40 images in a set, but low and behold you can't download any of the photos, either. What's the point? It's a good question and I can only answer what IS the point, especially considering the admission price. Well, the pictures are a delight, the tits are wonderful, the chicks rock, but frankly there's just not much that's extraordinary about these photos. Sometimes they're sensual and I do enjoy the occasional play with lighting, but sometimes the photos are out of focus, which is definitely not something I want to see from any half decent photographer.

Final Verdict

As much as I love beautiful European babes with big, natural boobs, I really found it hard to love Dutch Boobs. The navigation is awful, pages are slow to load and movies are even slower to stream. Absolutely no model information is provided and there are no downloads whatsoever. To cut the site a break, they just launched a month ago, but they have some issues to address before I could give a good recommendation. For now, DutchBoobs just has potential.